Ten Reasons This is a Great Country (That Most People Don't Think Of)

10. We have a reggae band led by a Hassidic Jew.

9. We dominiate the Internet.

8. We don't have posters of our leaders displayed in public places.

7. Each town hires its own police chief without consulting a central authority.

6. We are the world's largest exporter of words.

5. We elect everything from Sheriffs to school boards.

4. You can find anything you want in the Yellow Pages.

3. We celebrate our national holiday with picnics and barbecues.

2. We teem with self-help groups, civic organization, volunteer group, clubs, churches, and political organization.

1. We hate each other's guts without throwing bombs.